"I remember my son once asked me, “Did you ever, like, kiss in high school?” And I told him this long drawn-out story of how shy I was, how I finally got a girlfriend but she broke up with me because I was too shy to try to kiss her, and then I had another girlfriend but still couldn’t figure out kissing. The technique was always a big obstacle in my head, like, How do you kiss? Where does your chin go? Forget about anything beyond kissing-first base was a total mystery to me. So I’m telling my son this long story, and he listens patiently until he finally realizes where I’m going with it, and he says, “Dad, no-did you like Kiss in high school? Kiss, the band!” And I was, “Oh yeah, Kiss…they were good.”"
— Steve Buscemi (via admiralbonetopick)
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monetizeyourcat:

the best part about the inevitable chaos caused by hussie posting the final homestuck update is going to be people who weren’t visibly homestucks coming out of the woodwork to talk about it. talking and acting as though we were homestucks all along. you wake up one morning and we all have fucking shipping grids. your phone rings and you pick up and your fucking grandma is going to talk to you about rosemary. welcome to hellstuck

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ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

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Anonymous ;
Headcanon that grantaire can play guitar and when he's stressed out he will go outside and sit on the roof at night and just play and sing to himself. One night he's singing Hallelujah(check George blagdens Hallelujah because real grantaire singing it yes) quietly to himself to destress after and intense argument with someone that resulted in him mostly being pissed at himself. Enjolras watches from the doorway through the window behind r, all the while smiling softly because wow he loves him❤️

feuillyjoly:

Enjolras and Grantaire have different was of calming down after an argument. Enjolras goes out into the city for a walk and maybe sprays some political graffiti on the side of a government building. He spends hours outside and then sneaks back in when he thinks Grantaire’s asleep. Grantaire plays his guitar, because something about the concentration and the music calms him down when he’s about to cry.

After a particularly bad shouting match, Enjolras storms out of the house without announcing his leaving. Grantaire just takes his guitar out from under the bed, because Enjolras doesn’t even know Grantaire plays guitar, and climbs out of the window. He walks across the ledge, carefully, because they’re on the third, and top, floor of the building. Hurling himself up onto the roof, he sits cross legged, singing and playing with his eyes closed, just feeling the wind in the guitar strings and in his hair.

When Enjolras starts to walk back to the house, having calmed down and realising he may have been irrational, he hears someone singing. This person has a beautiful voice, and he assumes that they’re a street performer, making mental note to give them some money when he passes them. But then he sees that the music is coming from the roof of his own house, and it’s Grantaire sat there with…a guitar?, and he’s so concentrated that he doesn’t notice Enjolras sneak back into the house.

Enjolras climbs out of the same window that Grantaire did and, silently, joins him on the roof. Grantaire still has his eyes closed and he’s singing his heart out, until he stops, realising Enjolras is there.

"Hey," he says to Enjolras.

"Hey. Keep playing."

Grantaire does so, and Enjolras sits behind him, arms round Grantaire’s waist and head resting in Grantaire’s shoulder, not sure if he’s falling in love or falling asleep to the sound of the music.

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chubbymanatee:

ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece

chubbymanatee:

ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece

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pewterkat:

small-flower-prince:

dreadpiratecherry:

gentlemanbones:





I have no idea what’s going on

Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.

pewterkat:

small-flower-prince:

dreadpiratecherry:

gentlemanbones:

I have no idea what’s going on

Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.

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absentloversthings:
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gay8:

softestfawn:

i know we all like to hate on the tumblr radar but im just so jazzed about this cube look at it go

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gay8:

softestfawn:

i know we all like to hate on the tumblr radar but im just so jazzed about this cube look at it go

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lacunamatata:

yes-butno:

HAM! CHEESE! mmmmmmmmMANGOES

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hopsjollyhigh:

My sister’s school has a little awards ceremony for the theatre kids and a category is “best villain in a musical” and AIDS from rent won so they had to redo the vote

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foucault-the-haters:

  • Palestine should be wholeheartedly defended.
  • This defence should never incorporate or accept anti-Semitism.
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Anonymous ;
whats so great about zayn

maatangi:

HE IS AN EXTREMELY SUCCESFUL PERSON OF COLOR IN A PREDOMINATELY WHITE FOCUSED INDUSTRY AND HE’S TWEETING HIS SUPPORT FOR PALESTINE OPENLY WHILE OTHER CELEBRITIES CHICKEN OUT AND TAKE THAT SHIT DOWN AND HERE HE IS MAKING A REALLY BOLD STATEMENT FOR SOMEONE OF HIS LEVEL OF FAME THAT’S WHAT’S GREAT

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cptnmrvl:

its you

cptnmrvl:

its you

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mybodythehandgrenade:

brinconvenient:

gailsimone:

chrishaley:

Done and done.

(Not pictured: “Butt window”, but trust me, it’s there.)

You have no idea how much this cheered me up just now.

I for one, think this is a major improvement. Look how empowered he is! And it’s relevant to the character as someone who is powered by the sun, he’d want to maximize the amount of sunlight he receives, right? It’s not like it makes sense for him to cover himself from chin to toe.
In fact, I think some strappy sandals might be an improvement.

strappy high heeled sandals would increase his height making him closer to the sun. and if wonderwoman can fight in heels it can’t be that hard, right?

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quintessence-of-dust:

Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.

I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open. 

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